Hillbillies see a tourist choke on her lunch. How they help? Oh my!
Two Hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat at lunch, they talk about the usual, work, hunting, and fishing.
Suddenly, a tourist from the city begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the Hillbillies looks at her and walks over saying, “Kin ya swallar?”
The woman shakes her head, “No.”
Then he asks, “Kin ya breathe?”
The woman begins to turn blue, and again shakes her head no in desperation.
The Hillbilly lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.